Who needs CNN?

Who needs CNN when you can have Odor Screen, an Olfactory Perception Altering Compound for professionals and private consumers. Odor Screen bills itself as just the ticket to "alter the perception of burnt flesh, decomposing flesh [and] infected wounds."

It can be reapplied as necessary - with no limit. No known side effects.

No known side effects? Wow. That's even better than Wolf Blizter!