H5N1 phone home

The New Zealand Yellow Pages, at least, are prepared. As of this weekend, New Zealanders can let their fingers do the coughing:

In the latest edition of the Yellow Pages, the civil defence section lists instructions on what to do if the bird flu pandemic hits New Zealand.

Guidelines include staying at home and away from other people if feeling sick, and covering coughs and sneezes. (NewstalkNZ)